Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Back in the Sack: Reader submission

It's been awhile since we've submitted and to be honest, our original contributors have left the Asian coasts but the world is full of stories of boys behaving badly so here's a recent story from Beijing from contributer P. Cue Chrome's Bonafide Lovin.

I took a taxi to a prestigious University for the purpose of attending an interview- I had intended to relax, contemplate their questions and my responses.  The 50-something-year-old taxi driver had a few questions of his own for me along the way:

"How old are you?"

"Im 23"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Yes" (that was a lie)

"You are the same age as my ex-girlfriend.  A beautiful girl like you deserves to have a man who can take care of you.   How old is your boyfriend?"

"30"

"You need an older man; someone my age who knows how to take care of a woman.  My ex-girlfriend says I am the best lover she has ever had.  She said all young men are terrible in bed; that they f&#k like rabbits, but I know how to pleasure a woman."

"Really?" I said in a less than enthusiastic tone.

"So why are you on your way to M*&%$# University?"

"I'm attending an interview for entrance to post-graduate law."

"Oh you will be fine- I know these things.  Just give the men a nice smile and pull your skirt up a little higher- that's my advice.  Here, I will give you my business card.  Contact me whenever you like."

7 comments:

FOARP said...

Congrats on coming back - I saw Chinabounder commenting on the Guardian and was overtaken by a wave of nostalgia for the golden days of China-blogging back in 2005-2007, which led me back here. Keep it up.

FOARP said...

Congrats on coming back - I saw Chinabounder commenting on the Guardian and was overtaken by a wave of nostalgia for the golden days of China-blogging back in 2005-2007, which led me back here. Keep it up.

FOARP said...

Ooops - double post

Martin G Foster said...

The taxi driver was right. I think he gave excellent advice. Did he charge extra for that tip?

Welcome back. I missed the posts. Please add more.

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