It's been awhile since we've submitted and to be honest, our original contributors have left the Asian coasts but the world is full of stories of boys behaving badly so here's a recent story from Beijing from contributer P. Cue Chrome's Bonafide Lovin.
I took a taxi to a prestigious University for the purpose of attending an interview- I had intended to relax, contemplate their questions and my responses. The 50-something-year-old taxi driver had a few questions of his own for me along the way:
"How old are you?"
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
"Yes" (that was a lie)
"You are the same age as my ex-girlfriend. A beautiful girl like you deserves to have a man who can take care of you. How old is your boyfriend?"
"You need an older man; someone my age who knows how to take care of a woman. My ex-girlfriend says I am the best lover she has ever had. She said all young men are terrible in bed; that they f&#k like rabbits, but I know how to pleasure a woman."
"Really?" I said in a less than enthusiastic tone.
"So why are you on your way to M*&%$# University?"
"I'm attending an interview for entrance to post-graduate law."
"Oh you will be fine- I know these things. Just give the men a nice smile and pull your skirt up a little higher- that's my advice. Here, I will give you my business card. Contact me whenever you like."