Everyone is talking about us. Our ears are growing warm from all the attention.
We apologize for being so lax in responding to comments and emails but it seems like our readers are doing a good job picking up our slack.
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How about uploading a few photos of yourselves so we can put all this whining into perspective (joking)?
You know that all your problems stem from the fact that all expat women in china are pig ugly? (This isn't true, of course. I am just wanting to use the ridiculously bitter primary school logic you yourselves applied to the argument that all chinese women are submissive, ie. a number of expat women are pig ugly, therefore it is okay to bandy around the stereotype that all expat women are pig ugly).
Actually, I am somewhat on your side in all of this and I am not even of your gender. Christ, if I had to date some of the expat men I come across in my daily life in Beijing, I'd be going up the wall. Especially the French. No, especially the French.
But don't go the way of so many expat females and turn your anger on Chinese females. Yes, many of them are unbelievably shallow, but many aren't. Stay focused. Blame the French...sorry, blame the men. And don't go to bar blu or suzi wongs. That's just asking for trouble. And don't wear lip or nose rings, like that lady who ended up with a bad kisser. That's not cool. It never was.
And finally, never date american guys named Brad. Or do, and then come on here and complain about his many, many faults.
Looking forward to seeing how this one progresses
I have recently taken an action to ensure that this blog gets even more attention. Expect to see IP hits coming from areas of China more central and southern.
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